Things My Dog Has Destroyed Part 3

Posted: April 8, 2014 in Uncategorized

Fish Of Gold

Welcome to another edition of destruction a la dog. She’s a year old now. In other words, she’s an adult in doggie years and old enough to behave properly. Does she? My word, no.

First, her one year glamour shots:

She looks tiny here. She is not. She weighs 55 dog pounds.

Her majesty, on her one year birth anniversary. I assure you, her foot is not this big:

This is what we artist types call foreshortening. This is what we artist types call foreshortening.

My roommate has taken to calling her The Hound of Entropy because she destroys everything she touches. The damage may not be visible nor even immediate, but everything she touches will go eventually. She is a daily reminder of our impermanence on this plane of existence. Now, bring on the destruction.

More Slippers.

If you’ve read parts 1 and 2, you know that my dog has a thing for slippers. Most dogs do…

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