Dumb Blonde

Posted: April 9, 2014 in Uncategorized

Fish Of Gold

I am a real, genuine, natural blonde. My ancestors were from the harsh northern climes near the arctic circle where there is nothing but snow, giant axes and swords, and huge bulging muscles:

Viking: The Game Viking: Battle for Asgard, Sega Games.

Alright, so that’s a video game and that guy isn’t even wearing a badass helmet with horns on it. You can’t be a proper Viking without a badass horned helmet, right?

viking.helmet

There. That’s better.

Vikings are a stereotype and so is being a blonde. How many dumb blonde jokes have you heard in your life?

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
A. Cause you have to hollow out it’s head!

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.

A. Why can’t…

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