Roofies, Mohawks, Shotguns & Blood: A Love Story

Posted: April 9, 2014 in Uncategorized

Fish Of Gold

This is a story. This is a true story. This is a story about a band called GWAR, my best friend and a drug called Flunitrazepam, better known as the date rape drug or roofies.

My best friend and I have known each other for nigh on twenty years in two different states. We met in Boston when I lived there and we moved to Los Angeles together. We survived the first year in Los Angeles on ramen noodles and government cheese that didn’t even come from the government. We had to buy it ourselves like chumps. “Cheese” may be a stretch since I’m pretty sure there was no dairy in it. It was labeled “cheese food product.” Never trust anything that has to be labeled “food” because you might confuse it with spackle or plastic explosives.

Real cheese does not look like this. Image from tedparsnips.com Real cheese does not look like this.
Image from tedparsnips.com

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